We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
a search helicopter?!
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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