i jhust puked up my retainher.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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