Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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