But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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