Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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