I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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