On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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