we have officially lost it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
