pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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