Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
