This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
