she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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