Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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