we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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