He asked me if I "almost moaned"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The adults are the big ones right?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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