oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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