Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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