i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You made out with two different species that night
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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