he shaved USA in his pubs
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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