I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You left your phone here
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