arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize