thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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