Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This is my life. Enjoy the view
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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