did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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