Define "chronic" masturbator.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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