Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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