Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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