You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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