I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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