Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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