i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
