Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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