i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
nutella sex= disaster
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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