Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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