It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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