so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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