There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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