is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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