is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I seem to have left my pride at pride
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
ttyl tear gas
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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