we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it glows. i had to have it.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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