If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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