his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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