Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
wanna go halves on a baby?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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