If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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