So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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