i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
