How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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