Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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