Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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