and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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