So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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