I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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