She's JV to your varsity
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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