Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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